Schedule a reading with my Mom- $50 for one palm, 25% off second palm. Complimentary cursing available on request.
*You will. And then people will laugh at you for having a Vespa in the first place
During my palm readings I like to focus on the positive rather than the negative. What good is it to agonize over the fact that you will only live for another 2 months? Instead, the client should enjoy what the 2 months leading up to his/her tragic demise has to offer!
The Elizabeth Taylor of squirrels
Next time we will examine 4 separate palm reading sessions that were applied "speed dating style" and explore Palm Pilot reading. I will also read my own palm, which many necromancers advise against but I encourage.
My hand (notice my prominent 'love line'?)